“'This…stuff?' Oh. Okay, I see you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select - I don't know - that lumpy blue sweater, for instance because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater isn't just blue. It's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. And you're also blithely unaware of that fact that in 2002 Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent, wasn't it? Who showed cerulean military jackets? Then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers and then it filtered down through the department stores and then into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room…from a pile of stuff.”
→ Miranda Priestly, shutting down your entire life in one single sitting by talking about a pair of belts (via idioticteen)

painislove2:

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

zaytanlucifer:

It’s me! The bitch you hate!

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did L*uis die? My condolences.

Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

dandrough:

Zayn’s watch costs 33k but this pussy free so we got a deal?

Tom Welling at the ‘Parkland’ photocall during the 70th Venice International Film Festival in Venice, Italy

zaughty-boy:

Producer Naughty Boy admits he and One Direction’s Zayn Malik sent tweets with the hashtag #FreePalestine, not because they are Muslim but because they are “humanitarian”.

Zayn Malik was criticised about his decision to send the tweet last Sunday to his 13 million followers.

apicturesqueplace:

giggleshrug:

pour up (ZAYN)
head shot (ZAYN)
sit down (ZAYN)
stand up (ZAYN)
pass out (ZAYN)
wake up (ZAYN)
faded (ZAYN)
faded (ZAYN)

You wake up, ZAYN
Post up, ZAYN
Ridin’ round in it, ZAYN
Flossin’ on that, ZAYN
This diamond, ZAYN
My diamond, ZAYN
This rock, ZAYN
My rock, ZAYN

at the waxer’s

ronialldo:

waxer: so how would you like your eyebrows done?
me: give me the cristiano ronaldo please
waxer: i’m sorry, what?
me: image

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